I had a great weekend because...

-Marcus won the last football game
-My career as a member of a high school marching band is over
-Another one of my great friends is married (that's 2 in 2 weeks)
-The Caprice has 200,000 miles on it (it's a landmark)

I had a not so great weekend because...

-I jammed my thumb in wrestling and it is huge, black, and blue
-The Caprice has 200,000 miles on it (it will need more maintenance)
-I owe my brother $65